Dear Company,
Most days I like you, some days I don’t - but today I very much like you. I thank you for the honor of being awarded “Employee of the Quarter” among the gazillion hardworking individuals in the company. What can I say? I will work just as hard as I always do but with an even bigger smile this time. I appreciate the check that might just allow me to see my family for the second time this year 
Sincerely, Your Hardworking Employee
Not the actual certificate, otherwise you would know where I work.
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ahaha i was thinking why was it blank, good job!
Thanks Ab!